[Full-disclosure] [NUTREGARD SECURITY ADVISORY] [ WINDOWS GETS PWND + HACKERS ARE MAD ][NUTREGARD-20090622]
From: Gaydriel Desautels <nutregard_at_nospam>
Date: Mon Jun 22 2009 - 19:36:59 GMT To: firstname.lastname@example.org
SoopaDoopa HaxR Team - Professional Vulnerability Assessments
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Contact : Gaydriel Desautels
Advisory ID : GLOSOFT-20090622
Product Name : Windows
Product Version : All versions
Vendor Name : Microsoft
Type of Vulnerability : Multiple
Impact : Extremely Critical, like wtf critical
Vendor Notified : 200900622
Microsoft Windows is the mostest used operating system in this universe.
Whilst some may take humour in this statement the odds of you not using
Windows are almost the equivalent of Kevin Finnestere complaining that
you haven't acknowledged his blackness.
Windows (all versions) are vulnerable to the following attacks:
While performing our advanced superwowzer hackerfying analysis it was
noticed that if we booted using NT Recovery disks, we were able to reset
the administrator passwords giving us soopayewser access. LOMFG!
[Impact varies from installation to installation]
[Proof Of Concept]
We do not offer proofs of concept. We solely do this using aliases after
we have tried to blackmail companies into paying us to not disclose their
Based on information provided by Gil Novak to HP concerning aliases
utilized by SnoSoft, we understand that this action was taken by an
agent of SnoSoft despite SnoSoft's representations that it intended to
comply with the industry standard practice of reporting its findings to
CERT and despite the ongoing discussions between Gil Novak and Rich Boren
on this issue.
[Vendor Status and Chronology]
Current Vendor Status: Sleeping at the helm.
06/22/2009 07:11:57 AM EST - Vulnerabilities Discovered
06/22/2009 07:11:59 AM EST - Vendor Notified
06/22/2009 07:12:18 AM EST - Requested vendor feedback via email
06/22/2009 07:13:23 AM EST - No response from vendor
06/22/2009 07:13:28 AM EST - Began advisory release process
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