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Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

From: <chedder1_at_nospam>
Date: Mon May 21 2007 - 15:56:02 GMT
To: full-disclosure@lists.grok.org.uk

I am glad to see somebody FINALY exposing this conspiracy. Great reporting Larry Seltzer

On Sun, May 20, 2007 at 04:16:07PM -0700, larry@larryseltzer.net wrote:
> Good evening list members,
> Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting
> about the latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to
> remain anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of
> the VA-based "cyberintelligence" company, which offers monetary
> rewards for exploits, vulnerability information (Cross Site
> Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP member list leakage issues).
> The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the
> financial department, possibly caused by the increasing money
> laundering crime from eGold and the other payment methods they
> accept. Anonymous sources comment that the company could be investing
> in "pleasing slave Russian wifes" since December of past year, with
> the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram Amini (working at
> Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining employees are
> known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing major
> struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I
> hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old
> @Stake people).
> This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the
> continuous VCP challenges that the company launches on quarterly
> basis. The current one, offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws
> in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.
> Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value
> fair after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed
> applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES
> Security, the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal
> Krawetz, the relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new
> neo-luddite terrorist organization known as The Rogue Parrot
> Squadron, which could be linked to the tsunami disasters and 11th
> September.
> The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the
> systems used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor
> the OpenBSD project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo
> De Raadt's comments to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War
> on Terror and gay marriages involving parrot sex and plastic
> surgery). This could be connected to the aforementioned underground
> neo-luddite organizations as well as the mysterious Internet identity
> known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.
> In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected
> botnets taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been
> made available. A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
> boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
> building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against
> str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other sources confirm the
> compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of the world
> most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at
> eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov
> publicly refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru
> Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives,
> after they were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor
> gang (in retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources
> agree that this message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100%
> Mighty Turkey meat' by the well known Doctor.
> Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle
> of nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat
> faces and a desperate need of publishing utterly
> scientifically-flawed crap in security conferences, forums, blogs and
> Ranum's podcast.
> Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single
> Quicktime exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU
> identity (known to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do
> real mayhem over whitehats' wifes) arguing "they are publicity
> stunts". Drugs must be working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous
> sources comment that this desperate move for publicity might be a
> sign of serious financial problems in the consulting firm, which is
> being managed by a real moron from outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek
> (phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for publishing an IDS evasion
> paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong management skills, as
> well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He also forgot
> that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They were
> also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when
> they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and
> fingerprinting. The consulting firm denied negotiations with Apple
> Computer Inc. for a possible Leopard-related contract, which could
> explain the absolute lameness and faggotry shown in all the public
> mentions of the Cupertino-based manufacturer as "pleasing to work
> with, absolutely reliable and honest, smooth and tight as the ass of
> a 7-year old".
> Shall the world end in major struggle, fire and massive ruckuz, your
> beloved journalist-on-field, Larry Seltzer, will continue to bring
> unbiased news reports and save the world from evil h4x0r forces
> utilizing the giant honeypot force, completely controlled by him.
> Nothing will stop him from getting the job done. No fear, no pain.
> Sacrifice and hard work. Drugs and heavy attention deficit disorder.
> The Great Asperger Army. Nothing, absolutely nothing will stop him.
> Ever.
> Regards and kisses,
> Larry Seltzer - reporting from the outer space.
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